Hello, my names Cailee, i'm 16. My blog is basically a bunch of fucking bullshit.

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

1 day ago with 227,047 notes

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

1 day ago with 150,057 notes

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

2 days ago with 149,368 notes

greenseer:

u ever wish u were mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

2 days ago with 51,821 notes

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

2 days ago with 344,667 notes

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

4 days ago with 189,051 notes